Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
Seeing an empty swing set..

When I was 5:

When I was 12:

Now:

“Hey remember when you had a crush on—”

off my chest

Had sex? nope
Failed a class? never
Kissed a boy? sadly not yet
Kissed a girl? heck no
Used a little paper bag for lunch? yup, going old school
Had a job? yep
Slipped on ice? yep
Missed the school bus? no
Left the house without my wallet? yeah
Bullied someone on the Internet? nope
Played on a sports team? heck yes
Drank alcohol? only one sip one time
Watched “the breakfast club”? of course yes
Had an eating disorder? aside from being fussy… no
Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? not entirely sure but probably
Watched tv for 5 hours straight? of course
Been late for school? yep
Kissed in the rain? nope
Showered with someone else? nope
Failed my drivers test? nope passed the first time
Been outside my home country? alas no
Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yes plenty of times. most recently 18 hours to florida
Had lice? yeah
Had my heart broken? once
Had a credit card? nope just a debt
Broken a bone? never
Been unhappy about my weight? unfortunately yes
Won a trophy? no
Cut myself? not on purpose
Got engaged? nope
Been on a diet? nope
Tried out to be on a tv show? nope
Rode in a taxi? no
Been to prom? yup once senior year
Played a drinking game? nope
Stayed up for 24 hours or more? not sure but i plan to soon
Been to a concert? not yet but i wanna go to warped tour on the 6th of july
Had a threesome? nope
Had a crush on someone of the same sex? hell no
Been in a car accident? once
Had braces? managed to avoid them
Learned another language? a little italian, spanish, and pig latin
Killed an animal? accidently
Been at a yard sale? yes
Been to a Japanese steakhouse? what is that?
Wore makeup? yes
Talked to someone via webcam? yeah
Lost my virginity before I was 16? nope
Had my wisdom teeth taken out? nope
Kissed someone a different race to myself? nope
Snuck out of the house? no
Had a virus on my computer? sadly yes… i’ve already had 3 laptops crash
Dyed my hair? nope
Graduated from college? just finished my freshmen year at CMU
Wore someone else’s clothes? yup
Rode in an ambulance? nope
Rode in a helicopter? nope
Caught the stove on fire? nope
Got into a verbal fight? plenty of times
Met someone famous? nope
Been on vacation? yeah
Been on a boat? yeah
Been on an airplane? nope
Broken something expensive? not that i can remember
Had surgery? when i was little on my back
Kissed someone before I was 14? nope
Beat a video game? of course yes
Found something valuable on the ground? nope =/
Made a survey? i think so
Stalked someone on a social network? yeah
Prank called someone? yes
Spent over $100 on shopping in one day? nope, tried to stay away from that
Been to a library outside of school? yes i love books
Cut my hair and hated it? not really
Went fishing? never
Helped with charity? loads of times
Been rejected by a crush? once, and i really was crushed about it
Broken a mirror? yup

Bold Truths

You are in high school.

You dropped out of high school.

You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.

You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.

You live within 20 minutes of your ex. 

You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.

You have been to the movies within the last week.

You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.

You have been a designated driver. 

You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.

You have played strip poker.

You are Catholic.

You are atheist.

You recycle regularly.

You are a brunette.

You have dated a blonde.

You are friends with a redhead.

You are taller than your mum. 

You have a bank account.

You’ve written a check for less than $5.

You have visited the Statue of Liberty.

You have visited the Eiffel Tower.

You have visited Big Ben.

You have visited the Colosseum.

You have visited The Great Wall of China.

You have never been out of the country.

You have been a waiter/waitress.

You own a Bible.

You own something with a Pentagram on it.

You have used a Ouija Board.

You have been a witch for Halloween. 

You have been a zombie for Halloween.

You have your eyebrow pierced.

You have a Monroe piercing.

You have your nose pierced.

You have no tattoos. 

You have more than 5 tattoos.

You straighten your hair.

You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.

You live somewhere that gets snow.

You celebrate Hanukkah.

You were at your own house last New Year’s.

You were at a bar last New Year’s.

You slept through last New Year’s.

You have worked on Christmas Eve.

You have worked on Christmas.

You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.

You were told by someone who’s not family.

You slept in your own bed last night. 

You are dating the last person you kissed.

You regret kissing the last person you kissed. 

You are wearing a necklace right now.

You are wearing something red.

You are wearing something blue.

You are wearing something purple.

Your phone number ends with an even number.

You have kissed the last person you called/texted.

You are currently listening to music.

You are waiting for something.

You don’t like seafood.

You have eaten deer sausage.

You have given a complete stranger your phone number.

You have been hit on at work.

You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.

You have been whistled at.

You were creeped out by it.

You are a good speller.

You are very punctual.

You were dating someone in December of 2008.

You are still dating that person.

You have cheated on someone.

You have been cheated on.

You have been on a cruise ship.

You have camped out in your own backyard.

You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.

You are a Pisces.

You are an Aquarius.

You are a Leo.

You wonder what will happen when you die.

You are afraid of the dark.

You write in all capital letters.

You have been told you have nice handwriting.

You have had a song written for you. 

You have had a picture drawn of you.

You have curly hair.

You are wearing a watch.

You are wearing flip flops.

You wouldn’t date someone who smoked.

You know someone with the same birthday as you.

You are a morning person.

You are a night owl.

You slept in past 10 am today.

You have big plans for next weekend. 

You are thinking of someone right now.

Your job is stressing you out.

You don’t have a job.

You have never had a job.

You were fired from your last job.

You know sign language. 

You will usually try something at least once.

You have been swimming in the last month.

You are pessimistic by nature.

You have taken a ballet class. 

You have taken karate.

You have taken gymnastics.

You wish on shooting stars.

You wish at 11:11. 

Your birthday has already come this year. 

You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year. 

You ended your last relationship.

Your ex ended your last relationship. 

You aren’t over your ex.

You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.

You have let someone use you.

You were/are a teenage mom. 

You are an otaku.

You are a cosplayer.

You were named after someone.

You like your name.

Your last drink was water.

You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.

You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.

You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.

You are self-conscious about your body.

You have a hangover.

You have a pet fish.

You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.

You have godparents.

Your parents are still married.

You have step-siblings.

You are the oldest.

You are adopted.

You have a twin.

You don’t want kids.

You want more than four kids.

You have a bad temper.

You have made out with a complete stranger.

You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.

You have worked with a Kayla. 

You have gone to the movies with a Jared.

You have hugged a Lexie. 

You have held hands with a Marcus. 

You have dated a Rachel. 

You have broken your arm. 

You have had to get stitches on your face.

You have had an MRI.

Your fingernails are painted.

You like to draw.

You like to sing. 

You can play an instrument.

You keep a lot of secrets from people.

You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.

You don’t trust people easily.

You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.

You drive a car older than a 2002.

You have lost a friend you never thought you would.

You know a child who died of cancer.

You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.

You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.

You have cut your hair in the last week.

You wear glasses.

Your favorite season is Autumn.

Your favorite color is orange.

Your favorite animal is a dolphin.

You last rode in a car with a relative.

You last rode in a car with a girl.

You last rode in a car with the person you are dating. 

You regularly watch Asian dramas.

You love Chinese food.

Your best friend is older than you.

You have to go to school/work tomorrow.

You answered every question truthfully.


#the pawn; least powerful piece on the board— but with one wild move and if you get it to the end it can become the most powerful 
#the bishop; amazing range but can only move on it’s color— a piece that will surprise you 
#the knight; the irrational piece— hardest to predict 
#the rook; who guards the king— a long range piece 
#the king; the ultimate goal— but can’t do the work itself 
#the queen; the most powerful piece on the board— the only piece that doesn’t emulate it in some way is the knight

I just got chills

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

Yes sir! I was doing a bit of spring cleaning and I came across a whole bunch of stuff that was just taking up space, including some Doctor Who stuff. So I decided to give it away!

So! You have the possibility to receive from me:

  1. A medium TARDIS/Stargate shirt. (Yes, it’s clean. Yes, I’ll wash it again before I send it out.)
  2. An Eleventh Doctor sonic TORCH. This is not a sonic screwdriver. (Click on me for more details on this product.)
  3. A TARDIS ring!
  4. The Stone Rose and Touched by an Angel, two Doctor Who novels! (The Stone Rose is a must read for any Doctor/Rose shippers.)

So, of course, there are rules.

  • You do not need to be following me to be entered. But it’d be cool if you did. :D
  • Likes and reblogs count.
  • You can reblog this as many times as your heart desires.
  • You must have an ask box.

This contest ends on April 15. Tax day.

*Oh, and if this reaches 1000 notes, I’ll throw in a little something extra for the winner.

AND GO.

Well, like I promised, this reached 1000 notes.

So now the winner will also receive this TARDIS operator badge thing I got at ComicCon.

So because this has over 20,000 notes, I’m going to add another little bonus thing.

I’ll now draw the winner a small picture of a thing of their choosing.

Warning though: I can’t draw for shit.

no, but it’s hard

no, but it’s hard

sad but true

sad but true

untilthepainstops:

(via imgTumble)

seuve:

A 9 year old boy - who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad’s used auto part store - is about to have the best day of his life.

im weeping

I am a Knight! Heck Yes!

I live in Camelot. Awesome!

My best friend is Mogana. Boo!

My lover is Galahad. Wikipedia said ‘he is perhaps the knightly embodiment of Jesus in the Arthurian legends” which i guess is cool. I wonder if he’s hot though. 

My enemy is Gareth. Nothing to say on this matter.

Mordred will kill me. Boo Mordred, why do you hate my so?!?!?